7 Nov 2013

You Must Pay To Touch, Cossy Orjiakor Gets Breasts Insured For $1.6M

 

Video vixen and celebrated fame whore,  Cossy Orjiakor recently  struck a mind blowing deal with an American company, Enhanced Silicon Inc., who have agreed to Insure the breasts of the Nigerian diva. The deal according to reports costs up to a tune of $1.6 million (N240 Million)

This development however is heart breaking news for you with dreams of laying your hands on the massive mammary glands, as the clause now  is that before you touch the breasts you have to pay for them

The company Enhanced Silicon Inc., is most famous for insuring the breasts of actress and model Pamela Anderson and country singer, Dolly Parton. Talk about striking gold eh?

Reports reveal Cossy would be flying to Los Angeles soon to complete the signing of the deal. I'm just here thinking to myself, if Cossy is getting paid for absolutely nothing, I think it's time to review my prayer points, Hallelujah Somebody?!

No comments:

Post a Comment

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...